Does my bum look big in this

Does my Bum Look Big in This? The Diary of an Insecure Woman.
Jacqueline M. Pane is in her thirties and like all women she knows that life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms, and didn't grow a moustache once a month . . . Chart her progress as she perfects the art of feeling shitty about every single little, and not so little, bit of herself. The potential for self doubt lies in everything - and it's all her fault.